Thursday, May 4, 2017

Musings

So I've decided not to lose the last few pounds. I'm enjoying the cleavage. It turns me on in yoga, during down dog. My own cleavage. And I can eat more. Finally indulge in what I've been denying my whole life.

I was at LuLu Lemon with my daughter last month. She was trying on a cute bralette, and I asked the clerk if I could try one on too.

"Um, no. Those are only for A and B cups. You are at least a C cup. You need to be looking in the C and D section. Over here."

I've never been guided to the C and D section. Seems like a milestone. One that I'll gladly take.


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