Sunday, May 14, 2017

Airport: 1:30 pm

Me: I'm running really late because I accidentally called Uberpool? Who knew there was such a thing. I paid the Uber girl $20 to kick two girls out of the car and get me to the airport as quick as possible. So anyway, my plane is boarding and I'm too late to check my bag and I want to see my kids for Mother's Day and I've got a bunch of liquids - where can I get rid of them?

Security: Over there. Get rid of whatever you need to.

Me: In the interest of time, I'll toss it all. ($350 dollars worth of beauty and bath products. Ugh.)

Security: No worries, happens all the time.


Made it.

So do you think they troll those trash cans looking for stuff? Because if they did today - Big time score.

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