Here's a good one. Great things happen in threes. Which means I have one more gout in my near future.
Chief: So you've never heard of the Shidem's stain?
Me: 5 years ago. "No. We stained the alcohol fixed gout with H&E."
Chief: Be careful with the transcription. I've had to edit Shit 'em's.
Me: Ok. Stunning, right?