Dr. Music (he can see who is calling): No one's home.
Me: Well that sucks, because I'm on the hunt.
Dr. Music: And I'm being hunted? Not sure if I like that or not.
Me: I'm looking for someone, besides me last week, who has never heard of vodka tampons.
Dr. Music: Vodka what?
Me: So you haven't? I finally get to explain it. (So I did).
Dr. Music: That sounds crazy. What if you don't have the right orifice?
Me: I hear from my friend that it works in the other one down there too.
Dr. Music: That doesn't make sense about the breathalyzer. Once it goes into your bloodstream, it would register on the breathalyzer.
Me: I don't know, I've never been breathalyzed so I don't know the technology. But I would think it would register less, not having been sitting in your stomach.
Dr. Music: Maybe they will make an assalyzer.
Me: I was thinking a vaginalyzer. Not too farfetched in our current political climate.
Dr. Music: Yeah I saw that pic on Facebook of you and your husband at the Woman's March. I can't believe you dragged him up there. Did you make him wear a pussyhat?
Me: Hell no. I hate them too, but you can't always choose the symbols of your movement, you've just got to run with it. There were 30-40% guys there, by the way. Way more than anticipated. And three of S's male colleagues called him to thank him for participating in the March.
Dr. Music: Well that's something.
Me: You aren't on Instagram, are you?
Dr. Music: No.
Me: I posted tons of pics. I didn't carry a sign, I just took pics of signs. I'll text spam you when I'm done with my GI's. I made a series on Instagram. I'll even send you some that I didn't post - because they were pretty salty and I know I've got a big following from C's friends. Your wife will love the pics.
Dr. Music: She will. I can't even have Trump or Trump news on the TV - she will run and attack the television.
Me: I'm trying to take it all in as entertainment. A necessary step to a better future. Helps me cope.
Dr. Music: Yes, I'm spinning it that way too.
Me: Except it's hard when people are held and detained at airports by misguided officials because of their religion. Then it's not so funny.
Dr. Music: Can't argue with that.
I took the first four, but I can't take credit for this last pic I cribbed it off of a Democratic facebook group I think? Not sure if it was in Washington or not. Ballsy chick, though.