Me to Cecelia: "Goodnight. You are very safe here." She's been having some night anxiety lately, I was reassuring her.
C to me: "What Fairy? Why is it in danger?"
Me to C: ???? "I said you are very safe here."
C to me: "Oh! I thought you said "Your fairy is safe here. I was like, 'What? There's not a fairy in the house is there? Cause I don't want a fairy in the house. Just us.'"
Me to C, after laughing: "No fairies, C. Just us. We are safe."