"Doctor, here is your herpes! It is finally ready! I can give it to you now, if you want it."
She was referring to an immunostain I ordered on an active esophagitis.
I doubled over with laughter. "I do, I do! I have been waiting for someone to tell me that my whole life!"
I know. I'm not very funny. It's a Monday following a vacation week. I'm sure you can think of a lot better responses. Still, I love that my job creates moments like this.