I follow this blog, The Happy Hospitalist, sporadically. The other day, he found an anonymous confession on the internet, and posted it. This must have really happened. I read it, laughed so hard I almost cried, and said a silent prayer for laser technology.
My only problem is "hoo-ha." Does anyone really use that word? That may be a sign that this is a fictional story.
You can read it here.
While we're on his blog, the cat enema interview is pretty funny, too.